99+ Best Tinder Pick Up Lines of 2017- (Funniest Tinder Lines!)

Tinder is very popular dating app. Though there are numerous apps but Tinder is the most used and the crowded free hook up app. There are endless girls on Tinder and all of them looks above average (at least on the picture). Girls get right swipes all the time, hundreds of boys approach them on daily basis; many of them don’t even get a single reply.

Even if they do, Girls hardly show any interest in them (they have plenty of options man, why would they even care about you). To make sure you don’t look like just another desperate guy, you need to step your game up using these Best Tinder Pick up lines.

Down below, we shared tinder pick up lines that will help you get more replies from girls; these tinder pick up lines will make sure that girl/boy finds you more interesting unlike just another desperate guy on tinder.

Tinder Pick Up Lines

1. I’ll Shit on You!

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2. Meet The Nigerian Prince.

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3. Kill Hitler or Me?tinder-pick-up-lines


4. Perfect First Date

 

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5. What a Smart, Attractive, and Young Man

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6. When Your Junk Dies

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7. Do You like Dragons?

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8. She is One Damn Lucky Girl

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9. Are you a good Cuddler?


10. Suicide Hotline?

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[sociallocker] If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the power.”

Do you believe in love at first swipe? – We’re a match! The following step is to pick a wedding date, right?

Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast

If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you the places you haven’t ever been before.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Since I am totally checking you out!!

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of information, what would it be?
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

Do you have a job? I need a girl who can carry me while I play video games all day.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your house tonight?

You may fall from the atmosphere, you may fall from a tree, but the real way to fall… is in love with me [/sociallocker]


If I were a watermelon, would you eject or swallow my seeds.

I have been meaning to ask, do you have any knowledge raising chickens?

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey, just finished 873 push-ups, pretty tired.

Want to trade pickup lines?? If you were words on a page, you’d be okay print.

Let’s get married

Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized.

I’m really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?

Well, Tinder says we would make sexy kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we begin working on the future models of America.

Do you have a band-aid? I grasped my knee when I fell for you.

You’re like a dictionary; you add sense to my life.

Are you a camera as every time I look at you, I smirk.

You must be tired because you’ve been going through my mind all night.

You must work at KFC, cause those are fabulous breasts and legs.

Can I take your photo to show to my friends that angels do exist

Hello, I just wanted to give this rose how beautiful you are.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can notice myself in your pants.

Do you have a map? Coz I’m lost in your eyes.

Walk over, hold out your hand and speak “will you hold this while I take a walk?”

Did you fart? Because you just drove me away! [/sociallocker]

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You must be yogurt since I want to spoon you

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the yummy stuff in the middle

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise

Would it be ominous if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
Sex is a feeling caused by attraction when a man puts his spot in a woman’s destination, did you understand the statement or would you like a demonstration?

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m imagining you carrying up my balls

You are so narrow-minded! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night

I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll bang you all
night long

I know an excellent way to burn off the calories in that drink

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes

Nice legs, when do they open?


Did you just come out of the furnace? Because you’re hot

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? As I’m feeling a connection!

You are approximately as hot as my mother.

How much does it take to date you? Cause, you look expensive!

You seem precisely like my future ex-wife

I just wanna let you know how wonderful you are and was questioning if you could buy me a drink?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me show her incorrect?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little hungry when you looked at me.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

You’d be so much more attractive if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!


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Wrapping it up

So these are best pick up lines for tinder that can fit to various categories. These tinder lines will boost up your chat with the person, and make it more interesting, and wild. So if you guys enjoyed it, then make sure you share it with you friends who use tinder. Here is a collection of article you’ll find interesting.

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  1. yes i realy enjed it very much intresti in asence of man approched an its encer the selfset stime withim yourself to feel flow with your cornfident an ect .and if continouslly i can see life comes more much easer

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